ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

(Source: beesmygod, via rexuality)

gifak-net:

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thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via flomation)

weavemunchers:

so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing

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i think iv found my new favorite thing to do 

(via colfernipples)

"If today was your last day on earth, what would you do?"

(Source: teen-wolf, via colfernipples)

(Source: catleecious, via colfernipples)

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

(via lgbtlaughs)

(Source: butnotquite, via truthfacts)

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

(via truthfacts)

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(via truthfacts)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via truthfacts)

guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

(Source: sandandglass, via truthfacts)

daggerpen:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

Woah.

daggerpen:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

Woah.

(via rachels-bra)

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

(via rexuality)

twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

(Source: iraffiruse, via truthfacts)