Emmett: I read that for every 30 pounds you lose, you gain an inch of cock.
Debbie: So, if you just drop another 90 pounds you’ll have a four-inch pecker!
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WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO BURT’S HAND?????
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I DIDN’T NOTICE. They wouldn’t. Would they? Some kind of accident at the shop? BUT BUT BUT.
Maybe it’s just that Mike isn’t that great with the detail of the choreography and it’s a fist, and not an injury. MAYBE.
You know what would be hilarious? If New York doesn’t happen. If none of them end up in NY next year. Burt hurts himself so Kurt defers for a year and he and Finn stay behind (and also, in Finn’s case because the Actors Studio laughed at his application because please). Rachel doesn’t get a place at NYADA in the end but will audition again next year. It solves a lot of split narrative problems, logistical issues, etc.
…he’s just wearing a glove
6 Kurt Hummels
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I finally found you,
My missing puzzle piece,
I’m complete.
omg the hair would literally fit like puzzle pieces
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This is the one and only post I will make about this. I excuse a lot, but they make a very clear point of Brittana kissing, and Finchel, and anyone else, and Klaine aren’t even in a shot together. Ok.
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